Pondering Prawns

Errrr.... Just came on blogspot to moan about the recent lack of blogging by my fellow bloggers and was DELIGHTED to come accross Lizzie's AMAZING Prawn blog of dreams. Did you embroider the prawn just for the occassion? anyhoo that is my favourite part of today and I can pretty much confirm that nothing will top that. Just thought I'd remind everyone again of my hanging about coffee places with the likes of Jamie Redknapp and Howard from Take That, soon Waldorf I will have more Celebrity Chievely storys than you will of Teddington and this makes me gleeful.


Also... Is it possible to have a Turt's night sleep?

Pie and Scrumpy

So I thought I would write a blog to document last nights events. The 'Lads' were a bit too laddish for my liking, too much scrumpy + too much portable toilet = vomiting Jona. There was burgers, garlic sauce and tiffin, this always makes a good party. Attempted the seven burger challenge again, did much better than previous attempts, five out of seven but then the meat sweats hit. I would have been accomplished if the burger flow had been consistant but unfortunately it was stilted.

On to more important things:

hum⋅ble, - –adjective 1. not proud or arrogant; modest: to be humble although successful.

I am not sure how I do not meet this criteria, however,the antonym for this is 'noble' so i guess Jona... your dismissal of my humblidity means that you agree I am of noble birth.

Ford-Lane, i do not sympathise with your hangover :D

Humble Pie?

Celebrities I hate

i hate these people

louvstas

Hello blogging chummers, had a really fabby sunny day today- a lot of nice things happened - found out joe sanders still calls his mum and dad 'mummy and daddy, i enjoyed this. We also played a game that involved guessing the names of peoples relatives...joes sisters name was particularly hard to guess. Went to Bathampton and got threatened by swans, they did not actually attack but they swam over really slowly in an intimadating manner, at one point one of them looked like it was going to steal my flip flop. Its annoying because you cant fight them back otherwise you get hung but they can just be as aggressive as wasps with toothache. olly's just arrived with shoes that make my appendix vom, they are too pointy and i think they are suitable for a seventy year old gay man. Missed the Apprentice lastnight because my housemates were watching ghostbusters, this was espescially sad because i drove very quickly in order to catch it. Booked my speed awareness course yesterday, such a nightmare, anyway Jonathan Melton - spelt correctly.

Uncanny

Don't try and tell me that when you came on this blog you didn't think this picture was me.

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Happy Jona?

Hello all three of you that read this, dissertation is done and polished (seriously considering getting it published)not much to say really, cooked maz and waldorf salad a thai curry took 43 minutes, i think my cookery skills are improving i am getting speedier seeing as my shepherds pie topk three hours to build so that is two hour and seventeen minute improvement. Just watching some apprentice, they are selling things at a baby show,i wouldnt like to go seeing as there would be too many pushchairs. On to more important things... Waterloo Road was good today i'd give it 4 out of 5 stars for todays efforts, it was nice when the school choir won, it reminded me of when i got duped into sing 'build me up buttercup' at house music in secondary school. God Lorraine from the Aprrentice is so ugly,i hate her jowels, when I look at her my mouth droops in the corners. God be with you