Pondering Prawns

Errrr.... Just came on blogspot to moan about the recent lack of blogging by my fellow bloggers and was DELIGHTED to come accross Lizzie's AMAZING Prawn blog of dreams. Did you embroider the prawn just for the occassion? anyhoo that is my favourite part of today and I can pretty much confirm that nothing will top that. Just thought I'd remind everyone again of my hanging about coffee places with the likes of Jamie Redknapp and Howard from Take That, soon Waldorf I will have more Celebrity Chievely storys than you will of Teddington and this makes me gleeful.


Also... Is it possible to have a Turt's night sleep?

Pie and Scrumpy

So I thought I would write a blog to document last nights events. The 'Lads' were a bit too laddish for my liking, too much scrumpy + too much portable toilet = vomiting Jona. There was burgers, garlic sauce and tiffin, this always makes a good party. Attempted the seven burger challenge again, did much better than previous attempts, five out of seven but then the meat sweats hit. I would have been accomplished if the burger flow had been consistant but unfortunately it was stilted.

On to more important things:

hum⋅ble, - –adjective 1. not proud or arrogant; modest: to be humble although successful.

I am not sure how I do not meet this criteria, however,the antonym for this is 'noble' so i guess Jona... your dismissal of my humblidity means that you agree I am of noble birth.

Ford-Lane, i do not sympathise with your hangover :D

Humble Pie?

Celebrities I hate

i hate these people

louvstas

Hello blogging chummers, had a really fabby sunny day today- a lot of nice things happened - found out joe sanders still calls his mum and dad 'mummy and daddy, i enjoyed this. We also played a game that involved guessing the names of peoples relatives...joes sisters name was particularly hard to guess. Went to Bathampton and got threatened by swans, they did not actually attack but they swam over really slowly in an intimadating manner, at one point one of them looked like it was going to steal my flip flop. Its annoying because you cant fight them back otherwise you get hung but they can just be as aggressive as wasps with toothache. olly's just arrived with shoes that make my appendix vom, they are too pointy and i think they are suitable for a seventy year old gay man. Missed the Apprentice lastnight because my housemates were watching ghostbusters, this was espescially sad because i drove very quickly in order to catch it. Booked my speed awareness course yesterday, such a nightmare, anyway Jonathan Melton - spelt correctly.

Uncanny

Don't try and tell me that when you came on this blog you didn't think this picture was me.

This blog has a title

Happy Jona?

Hello all three of you that read this, dissertation is done and polished (seriously considering getting it published)not much to say really, cooked maz and waldorf salad a thai curry took 43 minutes, i think my cookery skills are improving i am getting speedier seeing as my shepherds pie topk three hours to build so that is two hour and seventeen minute improvement. Just watching some apprentice, they are selling things at a baby show,i wouldnt like to go seeing as there would be too many pushchairs. On to more important things... Waterloo Road was good today i'd give it 4 out of 5 stars for todays efforts, it was nice when the school choir won, it reminded me of when i got duped into sing 'build me up buttercup' at house music in secondary school. God Lorraine from the Aprrentice is so ugly,i hate her jowels, when I look at her my mouth droops in the corners. God be with you

Worried

Had another bbq today, I am worried that I am never going to hit the seven burger target, its starting to get distressing as there have been many bbq's of late and one hopes to build a tolerance. Sadly to no avail. I am not sure of the best strategy in order to achieve and accomplish, I am just not sure if this is one of those things in life that you must accept is just impossible. Bit worried that this blog is getting too heavy BUT on the bright side Lost was AWESOME. worked out that I spend an average of Three hours and Forty Two minutes a week on Lost research, that is not including adverts. Gettin a bit annoyed with peoples lack of commitment, i am findng it inconsistant. Just watching 4 music and wondered why she has stopped wearing trousers. Also I think I have a philisophical mind, when I was thirteen, I pondered the concept of colour and discovered a theory in which you cannot prove that everyone sees colours in the same was as everyone else. I am not sure whether I am fully articulating this properly but I happened to be reading a book about philosophy and this theory was already thought of by another famous philospher, I was quite proud because had I been born maybe a century earlier I may have made it and become published. Enough Musings I have meat sweats from my seven burger attempt earlier and should probably lie down, Ha Ha Ha Jona just said he was listening to 'mister lonely' by Akon, that was enjoyable. Mightgive Olly a quick mention in this blog. Olly. bye?

Wrong Car

Tried to get in the wrong car today, it wasn't even blue it was white.

Polite?

I just remebered last week when I said thank you to a cash machine, I'm not sure if that is better or worse than smiling at dogs.

Coontemplation

It is raining and mums washing is on the line... Do I bring it in? Hmmm Predicaments.

Turt

This is when me and Lizzie felt turt.

The Second Blog in One day

Unfortunately the charge has not been wavered like quavers but I feel that I need to write this story (dedicated to Jonathon Melton).

I own your soul

The story begins with pudding in bathhampton and the ignorance of one silly little boy. The sun was shining and it was time for pudding. Jonathon Melton offered to order the pudding, there were at least five choices of pudding, I requested 'Crumble of the Day' unless the crumble of the day contained fruits of the forest. If the crumble of the day was fruits of the forest, i humbly requested the chocolate cake with custard instead of ice cream. Jonathon Melton returned with the toffee pear. I think, Jonathon Melton, I make my point quite clearly and I am sure that Lizzie Walder agrees with me. I thought this day should be documented for future reference and this is a balanced account.

Today Masarat Rashid believed that all the sheep with black faces were men.

This is my first Blog

Hello, this is my first blog. Last night I was reading a book about conspiracy theories and found out that muslim people often do not believe in the holocaust, that got me thinking about whether christians believe in dinosaurs? ive heard that is how they explain the dragons that st. george killed. While I was reading i was feeling a bit turt/tert, it had been a long day and me and Lizzie kept saying turt/tert as defined by joe sanders. Had to buy a cheese today because I went to a cheese shop in Weston and the man was watching me expectantly, I brought the cheapest one. It was 2.50. I am a bit annoyed right now because I forgot to pay my rent. I think that is all for today. Bye?