Worried

Had another bbq today, I am worried that I am never going to hit the seven burger target, its starting to get distressing as there have been many bbq's of late and one hopes to build a tolerance. Sadly to no avail. I am not sure of the best strategy in order to achieve and accomplish, I am just not sure if this is one of those things in life that you must accept is just impossible. Bit worried that this blog is getting too heavy BUT on the bright side Lost was AWESOME. worked out that I spend an average of Three hours and Forty Two minutes a week on Lost research, that is not including adverts. Gettin a bit annoyed with peoples lack of commitment, i am findng it inconsistant. Just watching 4 music and wondered why she has stopped wearing trousers. Also I think I have a philisophical mind, when I was thirteen, I pondered the concept of colour and discovered a theory in which you cannot prove that everyone sees colours in the same was as everyone else. I am not sure whether I am fully articulating this properly but I happened to be reading a book about philosophy and this theory was already thought of by another famous philospher, I was quite proud because had I been born maybe a century earlier I may have made it and become published. Enough Musings I have meat sweats from my seven burger attempt earlier and should probably lie down, Ha Ha Ha Jona just said he was listening to 'mister lonely' by Akon, that was enjoyable. Mightgive Olly a quick mention in this blog. Olly. bye?

Wrong Car

Tried to get in the wrong car today, it wasn't even blue it was white.

Polite?

I just remebered last week when I said thank you to a cash machine, I'm not sure if that is better or worse than smiling at dogs.

Coontemplation

It is raining and mums washing is on the line... Do I bring it in? Hmmm Predicaments.

Turt

This is when me and Lizzie felt turt.

The Second Blog in One day

Unfortunately the charge has not been wavered like quavers but I feel that I need to write this story (dedicated to Jonathon Melton).

I own your soul

The story begins with pudding in bathhampton and the ignorance of one silly little boy. The sun was shining and it was time for pudding. Jonathon Melton offered to order the pudding, there were at least five choices of pudding, I requested 'Crumble of the Day' unless the crumble of the day contained fruits of the forest. If the crumble of the day was fruits of the forest, i humbly requested the chocolate cake with custard instead of ice cream. Jonathon Melton returned with the toffee pear. I think, Jonathon Melton, I make my point quite clearly and I am sure that Lizzie Walder agrees with me. I thought this day should be documented for future reference and this is a balanced account.

Today Masarat Rashid believed that all the sheep with black faces were men.

This is my first Blog

Hello, this is my first blog. Last night I was reading a book about conspiracy theories and found out that muslim people often do not believe in the holocaust, that got me thinking about whether christians believe in dinosaurs? ive heard that is how they explain the dragons that st. george killed. While I was reading i was feeling a bit turt/tert, it had been a long day and me and Lizzie kept saying turt/tert as defined by joe sanders. Had to buy a cheese today because I went to a cheese shop in Weston and the man was watching me expectantly, I brought the cheapest one. It was 2.50. I am a bit annoyed right now because I forgot to pay my rent. I think that is all for today. Bye?